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Hi, I'm Shibata.
Hi, I'm Teo.
Hi, I'm Yoruto.
You've been doing YouTube for 8 years now, right?
We're not comedians, so we can't joke around or make jokes,
but while we're doing it,
I think there are moments when you want to make a joke like "I wish I could have made a joke like that just now."
I get it.
You say it yourself, don't you?
Yeah, we say it ourselves.
We say "I wish I could do it myself."
We want you to point it out.
This time, we're going to train our bokeh and tsukkomi skills just right.
I'm going to give you some tsukkomi words that I've been thinking about.
I'm going to give you a lot of them.
You're going to get me a bokeh movie that goes with those tsukkomi words.
I see.
And then, later in the day,
we're going to see Tetsuya and Mushi-san's bokeh movie, and then we're going to see what they're going to say about it.
Let's do it.
I see.
I'm going to announce it right away.
Okay.
First of all...
F*ck you!
That's just right.
Second of all...
F*ck you!
I see.
And third of all...
F*ck you!
I don't know what you're going to think of it.
But I like that idea.
When you two see it, please make a movie that will make you say these tsukkomi words.
I see.
Let's do it.
One week has passed!
It seems like you've been doing something.
I can't think of anything.
I'm worried.
Let's have them watch the video.
Is this how we watch it?
That's right.
I don't know anything.
I don't have anything with me.
It's my first time watching it.
What if we break up after you do it?
I don't know.
Okay, let's think about how we're going to say it.
You're going to make me watch it, right?
We're going to make a video of many different things and say it.
Can you say your ideal tsukkomi word?
I know what you're going to say.
You're fast.
Okay, who's going to say it?
Let's not do a match.
Let's watch it with three of us and guess what it is.
There are three questions.
Yes.
The first one is...
"movie".
Yes.
Each of you have one answer.
One for acting, one for acting.
One for acting.
It's easier to understand if you put it here.
Yes.
So I'm putting it out while it's hard to understand.
Oh, I see.
Here we go.
Watch out. Don't say it.
Here you go.
Oh, I can't calm down.
Where is it?
Here it is!
Isn't it big?
Here it is!
Wait, it's only three minutes?
Oh, I can't calm down.
This is not good.
Wait a minute.
Here it is!
Oh, this is it!
Oh, I can't calm down.
Oh, this is it!
What?
You are a standard of peanuts.
You are rough.
You are right.
I'm not like that.
You are right.
If we fail here, we will fail immediately.
What?
But we can't fail.
Here you go.
We can't fail like this.
Here you go.
A toothpick size tube!
A toothpick.
The size of your eyes is too big.
You are right.
Here you go, Kisei.
It's enough!
We have 9 days off.
Let's take a day off and stop taking days off.
It is not big.
The first one is like this.
It is not like that.
I would be mad if it was like that.
I think we will know if we see the second one.
The second one is...
I will announce it.
It is this movie.
- Takeda-san... - Yes?
- Can you get me a towel? - Yes.
He's asking his girlfriend for a towel.
What are you gonna do?
It's a trendy wine bottle.
You put the wine in like this.
- Wow! - Wow, that's amazing!
Do you want to try it?
- That's it. - No, it's funny!
- It's funny! - It's really funny!
- Like... like... like this, right? - Yeah.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I want to try it! - Yeah, Shibayu is also a hint.
- Yeah, which of the two do you like more? - Looking at you now...
- I'm sure you're trying to make your girlfriend talk when you're making a video.
- Shibayu and Shibayu like it, right? - No, don't say that!
A wine bottle and a huge towel...
If you say "I'm thinking about it" now, it will hurt a little.
Maybe you're overdoing it.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a level of "f" that comes out too quickly.
Then, please.
Your way of relaxing is weird!
Don't have money like you!
I see.
Shibai is a little different.
He's going in a strange direction.
This one is a little weird for me.
It's different!
Mine is really easy to understand.
But it's bigger after crushing it.
That's right.
This area is different.
It's good.
This is the last of the first topics.
Let's eat!
It was delicious!
Thank you for the meal!
I'm in trouble.
Thank you!
This is the second one.
Put a red carpet on the sidewalk.
It's easy to understand.
Hit him!
I saw it!
You are a star!
I see!
You are good!
You are the best!
I can't say it!
It's a big one!
It's a reaction, isn't it?
I can't say it!
I want you to say it!
What did you say?
What will you do?
You are a Hollywood star!
You are almost correct!
You are good!
You are right!
I know you are a star!
Yes!
You are right!
Yes!
You are a star!
You are not!
Here is the second question.
I am the most stupid one.
You are the first one.
It is hard to understand.
Here is the second question.
Hello, I am Tenryu Gencho.
Today, I would like to break this board.
I used to do polaroids.
Tenryu-san.
I can break it easily.
You are already stupid.
Ouch!
It was good that you didn't let me say a word.
I wanted to say something.
You just held it.
Your cardigan is very springy.
It was pastel.
Tenryu-san.
I am a Tenzikunesumi warrior.
Your turn.
Ouch!
You said it in a very aggressive way.
Ouch!
You said it in a very aggressive way.
It is not even shared.
It is just a personal story.
It will be a weapon.
You are not!
Who is the second one?
It is me.
Here is my cardigan.
360 degree custom 3D.
Can you put this in between?
Come in.
Excuse me.
Oh!
You are...
Your name, age, job and hobby.
I am Yamane Taro. I am 53 years old.
I used to do Sanriman.
My hobby is fishing.
That's all.
What?
I don't know.
If you say like that, we will say "boy".
Merge and merge and merge.
There must be a place where they overlap.
What I'm saying is that these two definitely acted as characters.
That's right.
I don't know what it is.
It's nice to act as characters.
Nineteen!
It's not a hint.
It's our thought.
It's too much.
Oh, it was good.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
You're thinking about it for a long time.
You're trying to laugh, aren't you?
The one that goes away is a thin one.
Is there such a response?
If you think about it for more than two minutes, you'll get a backache.
A backache.
Three, four.
Don't suck on the old man's toy.
Oh, you're saying this to Yumemaru.
The hairy butt.
That was too gross.
When I saw Yumemaru's, I couldn't think of anything but this.
I don't think so.
I think too much.
It's a terrible thing.
Please, please.
It's a terrible thing.
I want you to suck on it.
With me.
It's good.
It feels good.
So...
I am...
I am Carboy...
Another name...
Himsagari Sakonji.
This doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
OK! OK!
Is there anyone who is bad at speaking?
Let's get in this bar.
It doesn't matter at all.
Let's just do what we're going to do now.
It doesn't matter.
You guys...
Which do you like more?
Basketball pants or shower pants?
Which do you like more?
Huh?
Both of them?
Hmm...
OK! OK!
Huh?
There is water...
in this place.
Oh...
Hmm...
Oh, it's good!
It's so good!
Oh, excuse me!
Can I have one more?
And...
Fried chicken thighs...
OK!
And...
Chicken number...
OK! Thank you!
Wow!
Well, I don't like either of them.
When I was thinking about two things,
I didn't like either of them.
Can you say it, Debby?
I said it in my heart.
Thank you!
OK!
Low accuracy!
Oh! The character's accuracy is low!
Oh! I forgot about the character in the end!
Well, I think Yutemaru is good at it, too.
Sorry!
(laughs)
I thought there was something wrong.
I'm sorry.
I thought there was something wrong.
The correct answer is...
What's wrong with you?
Oh, on the contrary!
It's not "what's wrong with you?" but "what's wrong with you?"
What's wrong with you?
It means "what's wrong with you?"
It doesn't look like it, but...
Everything you say and do is normal.
What's wrong with you?
It means "you have too much character."
I think "what's wrong with you?" is a habit.
"What's wrong with you?" is difficult.
As I said earlier, I can't use the word "habit."
And I felt like I had a habit.
It's getting even more difficult from here.
This time for sure!
Here's the third question.
So this is the closet where you can look stylish and cool just by going in, right?
Shall we go in?
Huh?
Hey, you!
You're naked, fat and bald!
I'm not fat and bald!
- Wait a minute! - I'm not bald!
- Wait a minute! - Huh?
- You are! - I'm not fat and bald!
- You're the one who was naked, fat and bald! - I'm not fat and bald!
- That means you are! - No, I'm not!
- How do you answer like that? - I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You told me to get fit and I set up my hair and you told me to wear a wig and I was like, "Just say it!"
I did it, but I don't know.
- It's because you're obsessed with it. - That's right.
If we knew about it, we'd be like, "You're gross."
You're gross!
- I'll give you a hint. - I'll ask you anyway.
- The hint is... - "Oh, now I get it."
- "Now I get it." - "Now I get it."
- That's a hard one. - I don't know.
- I don't know.
- "Dream?" - "Dream?"
- I see. - I see.
- I'll say something similar. - Okay.
Reality is worse than a novel!
What if the third person looks at you like this?
Reality is worse than a novel!
- "Reality is worse than a novel!" - "Reality is worse than a novel!"
"Reality is worse than a novel!" "Dream?"
I'll say it here.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
Phew, I'm tired from work again today.
- Huh? - "Huh? What's wrong?"
Huh? My fingers got stuck many times.
That's all.
Hmm, I see.
It's easy to understand.
I feel like I'm missing something.
It's probably an easy-to-understand buzzword.
I'm sorry I didn't mention it in the quiz because I was too focused on it and didn't know what it was.
No, it's fine.
No, it's like she says something about all of Yumemaru's videos.
Yumemaru's videos.
No, it's not like that.
The story and I know it well.
It's the same as Garnie and Deco-san.
If there was someone like that with that kind of energy, I'd say something like this.
No, it's not like that!
It's not the right time for that.
That's true.
The only thing I can think of as a hint is...
Upload it on TikTok! It'll go viral!
I thought of that, too.
It's a buzzword that's just right for a joke.
Yeah.
ZAN!
ZAN, huh?
Yeah! It's ZAN!
Has my brain gotten softer?
Yeah.
Is it okay like this?
Is it okay for me to think like this?
But at the end, too...
Yeah.
I'm sure there will be people who say, "This is perfect for this."
Yeah.
A boring 45 seconds have passed.
Please bear with me for a moment.
This is mine!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Oh, this?
This is...
80,000 yen for one.
One for each of you.
I don't want it.
Oh, yeah.
This is...
160,000 yen for one.
Two for each of you.
Yeah.
This is...
One for two yen.
You can buy as many as you like.
What do you think?
Oh!
Is that so?
Welcome, welcome!
Welcome!
What's up with you? It's like you're trying to guess my dream!
- The angle was different. - The angle is different, but...
Personally, I agree with both of you.
Hmm... But you know, you're pretty much like Shibayu's eyes.
You don't have to go out of your way to...
You don't have to go out of your way to... wear Shibayu's clothes, do you?
Huh? Which one is it? I don't know about Shibayu's house.
Oh no, the feedback generation has stopped at a high level.
- Hahaha! - It's stopping.
"Somehow!" That's all I can say.
- Are you ready?! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Give me this! - Ugh!
- Pien! - I knew it! I knew it!
- Everyone was doing really pien things. - Yeah.
- They've caught up with the recent times. - Yeah.
Big coin-level rampage!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I guess I felt the ease of it all. - Yeah.
Even my dream was about my girlfriend coming back safe and sound.
- I guess that was the ease of it all. - Yeah.
The third "guessing house" is...
As you can see, Sakai has finally...
- Huh?! - What?!
- I'm sorry! - Hahaha!
- Why?! - That was hard.
Let me tell you what I really want to say.
A lot of sad things are happening.
- Can I say something backwards? - Yeah.
- "There's a limit to both extremes." - Yeah.
- "The ease of shock." - Yeah.
- "And..." - "Pien."
- "Paon." - "That's what I had in my head."
- "Big coin-level rampage." - Yeah.
- I don't think I can say anything else now. - Huh?
- Pien... - There's a "pien."
- Huh?! - "Ho."
- I see. - "Pien's..."
- Is it "ho?" - "Paon" beyond "pien."
- Huh?! - Hahaha!
- The "pien" without a mark is completely different. - Yeah.
- There's more to it, right? - It's like making "pien" stronger.
- Can you write it down? - Yeah.
Pien's guy's going home, too.
- So... - Yeah?
It's like Pien's bargain sale.
- Correct! - Yeah!
- I did it! - Hahaha!
- So that's how it is. - Hahaha!
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- I think it'd be nice if we could get Shibayu's opinion. - It's a movie that's easy to understand, you know?
- Hahaha! - You said the answer as it is, didn't you?
- I'm a cheat, aren't I? - You were a cheat, weren't you?
- "The Results of the Experiment" - Hahaha!
- That's correct! Excellent! - Wow!
- There's also a second one out of three.
- It's funny like this, and it makes you happy at the beginning, and it's conveyed properly. - Yeah.
- As I continue to do this kanji-like thing, I hope my pien doesn't increase as much as possible. - Hahaha!
- I hope we won't have a pien without a bargain player. - We won't, right?
- Bye!
- "Jaa rai". "Jai bai". - I said "jai bai".
- Bye!
- That's like a South American staple food greeting!
- Hahaha!
I don't like it when you say it.
I don't like it!
I don't like it when you don't explain it one more time.